Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Hotel? Trivago
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I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me
My condolences.
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
Actual strawman just dropped
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
No, no no no no!
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
*in church
