Yeah we’re not allowed to discuss jury nullification.

All the reviews are talking about how good the pizza is. Wtf is happening here?

BITCH I’M EATING A GHOST RIGHT NOW

Hydrohomies activate!

How’s he gonna have a 24/7 live feed from jail?

Brilliant deductive skills there.

This is Patrick.

I’m thinking he wanted to get caught. Otherwise you ditch the gun, the phone (which I assume is a burner), the fake id you used, plenty of water all around manhattan to dump that shit in. Also you don’t keep your manifesto on you. Unless you want to get caught.

I have nipples. Can you milk me?

In New York though?

I assume they at least change the venue to some county upstate.

Really tied it all together here didn’t you.

For as many times as they cla m this guy has changed clothes, you’d think they would have changed him into his jail outfit. Also don’t mug shots usually include a number? And I suppose this bumpkin ass PD doesn’t have height markers on the wall.

Is he being charged with a federal crime?

Would be quite the twist if while this guy was in custody another CEO got whacked.

They’ll care when they need a job again after burning through that 50k. Which might take, oh… about as long as it takes to rebuild a McDonald’s.

They are referring to the McDonald’s employee.

Yeah I’m surprised by this. Seems like Putin wouldn’t want to associate himself with a loser.

I figured he’d go to South America or something.

Confused

Who got the last laugh?

Oh course the McMuffin is served on a muffin. But when I just hear “muffin” by itself I don’t think of the sandwich including sausage and egg and cheese and whatnot. You have to actually say “McMuffin” to conjure that image. Otherwise I just think of a plain English muffin.

It would be like if they said they were banning advertisements for buns. While a hamburger is typically served on a bun, just saying bun alone doesn’t really include the entire sandwich. I could serve a hamburger in a lettuce wrap, or on sliced sourdough or something other than a bun. If McDonald’s served their sausage and egg on a lettuce wrap, would that circumvent this ad ban?