If not friend, why friend shaped

Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)

Double blind democracy!

Don’t forget to start every introduction with “cheesed to meet you”

If you want to make a post without swear words, just do it. Using a swear word and then censoring it completely defeats the purpose

When the game dev team goes on vacation

You woodn’t think it’s possible

Now we’re shitposting

This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh

HoloCure is also on its way to the update 0.7 with more playable characters and, apparently, a casino

All big streamers are time travelers. They stream from the times when the game works so that people who were too late to play can still watch

cocks the element zapper Say hello to my little friend!

In this case, apparently, month. As in, period

Do you use an RSS reader on mobile as well, by any chance? If so, which would you recommend for Android?

Oldies? It has only come out… wait…

I hate this

This is deep

or the survivors lost all but bacteria, and the remainders were left over in places of the snapped people

Seems to be a portmanteau of growth+death, so I’d say the 1st option

Eh, they’ll just ban abortions and have more troops in no time /s

I do agree - this is a reference from Harry Potter where he literally was forced to use his own blood instead of ink to write