vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-24 days agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down112
arrow-up1205arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square17fedilink
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish · 3 days agoThe amount of people your age is only going down with time.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1353arrow-down19
arrow-up1344arrow-down1message-squareThe amount of people your age is only going down with time.plus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Hobbes@startrek.website · 4 days agoPeople born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.plus-squarestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up1552arrow-down153
arrow-up1499arrow-down1imagePeople born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.plus-squarestartrek.websiteHobbes@startrek.website · 4 days agomessage-square135fedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1730arrow-down127
arrow-up1703arrow-down1message-squareThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square47fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoMaybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them. message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down17
arrow-up1183arrow-down1message-squareMaybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square11fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI'm honestly curious what the Spiderman Elsa youtube reboots will be like when Hollywood starts selling gen alpha their childhood.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down19
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareI'm honestly curious what the Spiderman Elsa youtube reboots will be like when Hollywood starts selling gen alpha their childhood.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
iii@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days agoNASA landed on the moon, by shooting for the moonmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down15
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-squareNASA landed on the moon, by shooting for the mooniii@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today · edit-25 days agoDaniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first namesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down122
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareDaniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first namesplus-squaresmokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today · edit-25 days agomessage-square59fedilink
Gork@lemm.ee · 4 days agoSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down13
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeplus-squareGork@lemm.ee · 4 days agomessage-square15fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 4 days agothe worst part of being dead is not getting to enjoy the down timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down12
arrow-up1147arrow-down1message-squarethe worst part of being dead is not getting to enjoy the down timeplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 4 days agomessage-square11fedilink
dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down122
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square40fedilink
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 6 days agoKids today only know what a VHS tape is because of horror gamesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down112
arrow-up1298arrow-down1message-squareKids today only know what a VHS tape is because of horror gamesplus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square46fedilink
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down121
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinCleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square22fedilink
infinite_ass@leminal.space · 5 days agoI am food and the internet is a gastrointestinal tract.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down19
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareI am food and the internet is a gastrointestinal tract.infinite_ass@leminal.space · 5 days agomessage-square11fedilink
Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 3 days agoThere is a country where your criminal case can be dropped by signing military contract. Does it mean you can “drop” country leader and get away with it? message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareThere is a country where your criminal case can be dropped by signing military contract. Does it mean you can “drop” country leader and get away with it? Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 3 days agomessage-square1fedilink
wernayu@feddit.rocksEnglish · 3 days agoTrump proves he is a real misogynist as he can only beat womenmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down14
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareTrump proves he is a real misogynist as he can only beat womenwernayu@feddit.rocksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agoI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down11
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Timely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev · edit-28 days agoMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipediaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down127
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipediaplus-squareTimely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev · edit-28 days agomessage-square32fedilink
infinite_ass@leminal.space · 7 days ago99% of the time the point of the post is to evoke an emotional response.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down127
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-square99% of the time the point of the post is to evoke an emotional response.infinite_ass@leminal.space · 7 days agomessage-square22fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days agoWe are all just living in ten forwards worldmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down18
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWe are all just living in ten forwards worldCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square7fedilink