Bullshit. It exists because Konami got out of the video game business for Pachinko and then realised they could double dip if they beat all their dead horses some more.

Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

And at the center under miles of roiling gasses is a giant diamond.

Not if he dies a horrific public death before that happens. I definitely wouldn’t wish death on anyone. Not a gruesome death like that. What, with his genitals smashed, his guts removed, and his eyes skewered by hot pokers all while he’s alive screaming in agony as the world watches. It would be horrible to wish that one someone, and we shouldn’t.

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I fucking love that line so much.

If your legs are falling asleep it probably means your seat is too high. If you lower it, that should give some relief. As far as a cushion goes, I can’t help too much. I had one for my last chair and it worked fine, but I ditched the chair for an Aeron and haven’t had any problems at all. As far as I know, any cushion is gonna be just fine. Padding is padding.

I enjoy the subtle throwback in the sequel where Malcolm says, “What is this, some kind of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World?”

Lmao. Historians.

I should have gone to bed at a reasonable time last night instead of doom scrolling, historians say.

This guy is my fuckin’ hero. His responses to this whole thing are fucking great.

Harris was the right choice. Trump winning doesn’t change that.

As if the world hasn’t collectively had its head up it’s ass recently…

Definitely have to make sure to get “AI” in the title for maximum fear mongering.

I get off early, so I’m going to buy a fresh pack of cigarettes and fraternize with the politicians while I wait to see exactly how the world will end.

The restaurant I work for is hosting the mayor and a city counselor to watch the elections live with another 100 guests, so I’ll be watching from the kitchen…

“I should not have tapped that.”

Shit. Pick a character from Chrono Trigger. Citan from XenoGears. Teepo from Breath of Fire 3. I mean, I could go on and on… There are so many classic companions in games. I can’t pick one, and I’m not sure I trust anyone who can, especially when there is bioware money being thrown around.

This is my kind of shoulder cat.

Full. Full resolution. That’s the only option. And for fuck’s sake, let’s get apple on board with images and video, too.

Tuesday is going to be fucking ugly. Wednesday is going to be worse.