Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.
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PRONOUN!!!
Suddenly it makes sense why they’re so terrified of anyone outside the gender binary.
Damn I kinda want to get a polo with this embroidered on it.
I want this as a pronoun pin
It’s actually an acronym which stands for Telemetry Hastening Energy Yachts.
, which is a row boat rental company in the Bay Area
I’m on Team Orca.
I’m here to remind you that May is Mental Health Awareness Month.
Ms. Greene is here to remind you that you should be aware during months other than May, also.
god damn she loves lasers
It’s the only thing that can add color to her face leather.
I figured that she keeps getting drunk and getting another swastika tattoo, then having it lasered off over and over.
Big fan of Courtney Cox I guess
The fediverse needs a special community for posts like this…
Nutjob News
Sadly, until we, the US, as a country, get our heads out of our asses and vote these people out, regular news and nutjob news are going to have a lot of overlap.
There’s also [email protected] I guess.
True that. I’m already subscribed to Not The Onion, but thanks for sharing, very fitting community for such batshit crazy news. 👍
so US Politics
Just wait until she halfway understands the word “quantum”
There’s no halfway to understanding quantum; you either do or you d-- ooohhhhhhhhhhh.
Schrödinger’s epistemology.
Just like, how to pronounce it?
Marjorie “Low Bar” Greene
it rhymes with aflac
Don’t let her fool you, she’s in the government and has a say in where the lasers are aimed.
I’d love to see a reporter follow through with this. Put her on the spot for her vote on laser weather control, what she knew and when she knew it, if someone trusts her enough to put her on a committee what did the committee do when that came up. May she can start an investigation into the actions of the National Weather Control Service
That’s why she says “they” instead of who she really means. She can always claim to not be a part of “them” and the label can be applied to any group people want. Keeps the hate train running on schedule.
The Haitian immigrants are lasering your dogs.
Look, lady. Us Jews are way too busy controlling Hollywood and the world’s banks to bother with space lasering some hurricane. Figure it out for yourself this time.
Wait…you’re Jewish?
But…squid isn’t kosher…
I’m not planning on eating myself.
Not with that attitude.
Wait, I thought you guys were busy with the metric system and the Atlantis project. Did you outsource that again?
If I had to choose between two parties and one of them had the power to control the weather, I’m pretty sure which one I’d choose!
Margie, are the lasers in the room with us right now?
But are the lasers kosher?
Actually, that was just me. I have the weather laser this week and I decided Florida was due for a bath.
So she’s saying man made climate change is real??
Noice!
Another thing I’m certain she doesn’t actually understand.
She’s more obsessed with lasers than the RCA labs were
This is a step forward.
You see, for millenia people have most been swindled en masse using Fantasy stories - you know, Demons, Gods, flying demigods with wings, that kind of thing - and now we’re starting to see more and more Sci-Fi stories used to swindle people (honorable mention to Ron Hubbard, a true trailblazer in this) - so chemtrails, mind-control satellites, weather lasers.
PS: Curiously this pretty much aligns with the increase in Fraud in Tech and phenomenons like Tech Bros.
