He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

Finally something hopeful.

It’s a ghost in the machine. Super spooky.

I’m too exhausted with this asshole to make a joke about bone spurs.

Can Netflix or whoever cancel America already? It’s getting too fucking repetitive.

I like counting my breathing as well, but I find that remembering what number I’m on keeps me awake. So I count my breaths from 10 to 0 and then back to 10 again.

This header is what I’ve been feeling for a while:

We Aren’t Strong Enough Yet

There aren’t enough weirdo leftists to make a real difference. I don’t think there ever will be in America.

Which is why I disagree with this:

There are no shortcuts, only the steady, strategic grind of organizing that brings policy shifts within reach. It’s unglamorous, but it’s the only way forward if we want to win the changes we’ve been fighting for.

Fighting a war of attrition as the smaller force is a recipe for defeat. We need to figure out political guerrilla tactics to get things done if there’s never going to be enough of us. Bernie’s been a political guerrilla for years, and could have made more change if he had more help and leftists weren’t obsessing over some final victory.

It’s clear you didn’t read the article because it starts off with admitting the left has failed and you’d probably love that.

Everyone should be tested periodically for reaction time and situational awareness. Every two years if you want to keep your license.

“Boo hoo! That means people won’t be able to drive if they don’t pass!”

GOOD.

I’ll only buy it if there’s a scale model of Menards in the scale model of Menards

These are the same assholes who want to eliminate Title IX. It’s clear they don’t care about women’s sports, they just want to hurt people.

Nope, Pennsylvania.

Even that’s too much work. They’ll just get the Supreme Court to change the result. All for the price of a few motor coaches.

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.

A dominatrix is also plausible

I was in a store and heard a radio ad for the Republican senate candidate that made it sound like the most important issue in the election. Not climate change. Not inflation. Not education or defense or the economy. No, the issue that should decide the election was whether “boys” would be playing in “girls” sports.

Oh, and because it was about trans women being in women’s sports it ended with “We don’t need those nuts in Congress,” a joke about pre-transition women’s genitals.

What assholes.

We know his wife didn’t leave them in the throes of passion, that’s for sure

Thanks for making me feel young again for not answering the six unknown phone calls I get every day.

I really need to move out of a swing state.

Europeans are confused by America’s constant election cycle.

I have never been prouder to be a not-normal guy.

There was a time that having topless women sitting in your lap would have killed a presidential campaign.

Maybe the author is 80 years old and thinks that’s still scandalous.