I am supportive of you being Canadian
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
I’m sorry
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
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I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
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Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
Buddy/guy here
Classic
There is no such thing as ‘Canadian’, it’s just a phase!
Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.
Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
I think he said moose and squirrel!
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
