When I quiet the verbal, what replaces it is visual. The undergrowth, wow, you really have a way with words.

That bit about mumbling background chatter. This is news to me. Does everyone else have that?

Was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes real or did I dream that?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Ah yes that. I understand your hesitation to go into detail. I believe it was mentioned on an episode of QI that they just made up the word smeg, with no relation to the above or the line of appliances by the same name.

Now you have to tell us, in accordance with space corps directive 1742.

You lemmings know even more about smeg than I thought!

It is a versatile word

Smeg

I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.

It’s a musical?

And 50% of them are stupider than that

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.