Now I’m imagining a pile of ash and charred bones with a perfectly intact haircut.

Water accused of being wet.

This is Lemmy, you can say bad words here.

That’s Hannah Potter now.

Wait what?! So are they just killed or something?

That’s so weird. When I used to trick-or-treat (not murican so it was different ofc, and also we went to apartment doors instead of houses) I always assumed that if someone had a candy bowl it was just because they weren’t home that night, and I think I preferred it when they answered the door and gave us the candy themselves. It was nice to show off my costume and perhaps even get a compliment from an adult pretending to be scared.

The thing is, communities need people. People who post in the community. Most new communities get a few members, a handful of posts, and then just die.

What if it’s a grey car?

You really think we don’t understand your politics even though we see them being discussed every day all day online and they affect us all the time? I happen to have Mr. Putin as my neighbor, and if that orange shithead wins the election on the other side of the pond, I’m fucked. You Yanks really seem to underestimate the effect your politics have on the entire world and how invested everyone else is in them.

Did they give you any reasoning?

Oh boy, ml is going to be real mad about this one. 🫳🍿

ohhhh I thought it was lesphobia or something

If you use q-tips to clean your ears, first use a wet one, and then a dry one. Did wonders for me.

Common netflix L, sail the high seas.

Dude, you can leave any time. The door is open, we don’t need you here.

If you take a look at history, you’ll notice a pattern:

1. civilization/empire/society/whatever X begins forming
2. X is at it’s peak, it’s situation is pretty stable and prosperous
3. event Y starts
4. as a result, X’s situation begins to worsen
5. X has fallen completely, it’s previous members now struggle with disease, famine, and political instability
6. whoever survives begins to form a new civilization/empire/society/whatever
7. repeat

And honestly, I don’t think that the left at it’s current state is anywhere near strong, large, or unified enough to be the one to rise from the ashes. It’s better to do what we can now, and save the revolution for when we are able to actually succeed at it.

We’ll burn down capitalism one piece at a time.

What a time to be alive!

It’d feel soooooo amazing to fire donny trumpet…

Oh boy, wait til you learn about the Commonwealth.

Of course, what are you waiting for?!