Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoNever forget.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1717arrow-down110cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1707arrow-down1imageNever forget.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·3 months agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·3 months agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoLike Oreos “Double Stuf” Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNext, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Like Oreos
“Double Stuf”
Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Ahhh of course it was the Onion
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”