I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!

Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren’t even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?

I just came at the…to the meeting yes ofcourse. I’ll be right there!

Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it …sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!

Like haven’t you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law’s toilet when you come over and visit?

Wouldn’t it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.

AI control could bring bidet’s everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You’d be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!

Can’t get by the balls since he’s got none.

I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.

My friend would like more please

A list of possible new Republican slogans for Women’s rights and women’s health:

“It all starts out by grabbing the pussy real good”

“If by the pussy you don’t succeed, try and try again”

“If you’re famous, they let you health care them by the pussy”

As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue…hold my beers! 🍻

So that’s how they keep Texas retarded!

There might be a new room in everyone’s home for this. First there was the living room and the infamous “love seat”…but we know better…it was a duck bench! Then they housed whatever was the “kit” in it’s own Chen! They even put the beds in their own room along with the bath. Even the Gays got a Rash for cars. And now, move over Vibrator!, sayonara Silicone tipped hacksaw! Here comes Atlas… better known as Atlass! The fuck that never stops! It’s for you hard working man or woman, for you who can’t get enough from. JUST 5 minutes. Atlas will give you 60 minutes at 60hertz or more until it really hurts!

What’s the maximum hip thrusting frequency on one of these? It’s for a friend 😄.

Robot: what are these leg things for?..wooooaaah!

I’m a Linux User (fuck windows) but I’m stuck with the wife wanting to use windows. So yeah I’ll always be on the lookout for helpful ways to keep that shit software from causing security problems in my home network.

Microsoft:

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What about monkey AI to get ahead using lower paid monkeys?

How about 4 monkeys in parallel?

Just a small clarification… Teslas only kill forward or backwards. Hardly ever has a car killed left or right 😂.

Oh this is even worse! Imagine if we transitioned to Nation Company states!? The United States of Apple…hey. We don’t gotta change anything…USA! USA!

I don’t think he’s allowed in other countries now except NK and ruzzia. Ukraine would probably also accept his participation as a decoy. Possibly. Mexico has expressed interest based on his girth. With a little exercise, he could be the perfect mule. Or surgery… don’t need this yellow stuff, what’s this other thing? Don’t know, don’t need it…ah great! 40 kilos per trip!

You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.

No! I would love to see him actually…on my phone while resting on my warm bed. I would love to see him while traversing the vast artic ice cap on foot with no shoes or other clothes other than his underwear. You know, being superior to me and proud since he can do that and I cannot. I admit my inferiority in this area.

Another such Netflix special would be a SpaceX adventure into the sun. He can wear anything he wants for this one. So long as the proper telescope satellite is viewing how superior he is over all of us, I would be so very satisfied with all my inferior fellows down here far from the superior vastness of the universe. I mean sure, he could also go to Mars where he can be superior too. But I don’t have all day man, I gotta do some work. Maybe Mars with no helmet?