The fabled MegaSD card

Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

When there aren’t proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry’s to make an “eat the rich” flavor with Musk’s face on the carton to advertise on X!

I live on the second floor… If that’s how I die, clearly it’s what the universe wanted.

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?”

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.