Neither is reality apparently.

Yeah, and history shows that “structural relief” is going to be a small fine.

Oooh. Someone’s getting a 0.001% fine to continue business as usual. Juicy.

Done, how much we going in for?

They’ll just shut down the schools

The first half hour shouldn’t be free either.

Lose Elon, Gain Respect.

He’ll close Tesla completely before he allows this. So win win

Vulture Capitalism, the C level and board are somehow sucking all the money out of the company before they bounce.

Am I out of touch?

No surely one more pizza party will turn this around.

My solar panels beg to differ.

Ironically posted on Ex Twitter.

Invent time travel. Get your grandfather paradox on.

Feel free to exercise that right at your convenience

Clown 🤡

Yo dawg we heard you like greenhouse gases.

Wow. Who could have predicted that!?!?

Overly optimistic infographic is overly optimistic.

Woof. Time for revolution.

Yet won’t!