It’s a bechamel, friend. You are fool who doesn’t understand food. You probably boil everything you don’t microwave.

Chicken fried steak or chicken is just American schnitzel really.

They meant cook . Heat your butter till melted, stir in your flour to make a roux then add your milk then salt and pepper to taste.

Everybody used to cry that the damn robots were coming for your jobs. Well I got news for you. They don’t want your jobs. What they’re taking is your hobbies. Get back to work, flesh bag.

Most pro-labor president ever.

An ex of mine was a vegetarian, and when she heard about Lonestar ticks, she said it would sure be funny if she put one on me so I would have to be a vegetarian too. That was the moment she became an ex.

Colorful metaphors

No rocks but lots of bushes.

Buffalo Wild Wings and Taco Bell could stop acting as restaurants and just sell their sauces in grocery stores and turn mad profit. That’s the only way I consume either of those brands.

I miss the bonsai sub and maybe the gunpla one too. I’m sure there’s others, but those two were a big part of my enjoying the other site.

Because he doesn’t actually understand how anything works.

You shouldn’t be surprised. It’s absolutely true to form for him.

¿Por que no los dos?

Yeah, didn’t they make girls with small tits illegal or something?

If we glass them Russia or China might pop off. That’s curtains for the human race. One man with a 308 is a better solution, but we don’t do that sort of thing, right?

Harry Anderson came to my local library when I was a teenager to present to the Society of Young Magicians. Dude was awesome. Glad to teach. Funny.

I have this power, and it is in fact… super

You forget that every part of that machine is a person. No soldier is going to attack his fellow citizens. The cops are not people, but we outnumber and outgun them by orders of magnitude. Either way I am willing to die trying. You can stand with us if the time comes or you can enjoy that boot you’re currently deep throating. The choice is yours.

I like it. Reddit had become a neo-liberal hellscape. The corporate apologia was getting suffocating.

You think we are outgunned? Really? That’s awful silly of you.