Reddit refugee, RIP Apollo 7/1/2023. I laugh at comedy and love love.

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Cake day: June 25th, 2023

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  • Difficulty setting. I play on easy mode and DGAF what anyone thinks because my time is precious and I’m playing for fun. I decide what’s fun.

    Creative/cheat mode…let me just pause, build myself a fantastic 10 story house… Open inventory and spawn a wife, 3 kids, a dog and 2 billion dollars in my pocket. Oh no, does that mean I can’t get achievements because I cheated? Oh well.

    Steal a car, lose the cops and it’s mine now. No consequences.

    Important story moments of your life play as cutscenes which you have no control over…so you can’t mess it up and know you’re exactly where you should be. This would be peaceful.

    Hints & tutorials.

    Play as a different character.

    Choose your appearance instantly -gender, body shape, skin/eye/hair color, size of nose/ears/eyebrows, clothes, accessories

    Things you buy spawn instantly wherever you are

    Change tattoos instantly, including removing

    Closed captioning for all dialogue and other sounds

    Increase skills simply by grinding, even for things like skateboarding, singing, playing music, acrobatics etc that require raw talent and YEARS of training/practice




    1. Bought a timeshare in Vegas. Never used it. Paid the mortgage and maintenance fees for a few years then said fuckem and just stopped. Such a scam. They went out of business during the 2008 recession and it eventually fell off of our credit reports.

    2. Sold cutco knives in college (MLM). Perfectly fine product but overpriced and they basically get you pester all of your family and friends. I paid for the sample products myself. Made the biggest sale to my parents. Mostly just embarrassing.

    3. I bought speakers out a van like some other commenters. Probably paid too much, they sounded good and I used them for at least 10 years.