All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

What about “Whacky Extracty”

I believe they’re called LipSlitters

I loved the game Tomba! 2 The Evil Swine Return, it was creative, intricate, and very far ahead of its time, I would love to see the series get a reboot or a remaster

I’d love to make one of the Cirque Du Freak series by Darren Shan, it was my favorite book series growing up and that movie they made of it was just outright terrible.

But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.

I prefer “pets of the flesh”

A lot of mine have already been listed here, but the one I don’t see yet is Red Dwarf, such a great show no matter how many times I see it.

Become the poop

“Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.”

As a classification I think I would call it a Monarchic Oligarchy, or maybe a Cyclical Monarchic Oligarchy, but maybe as a more common term I would say something like the Council of Monarchy or something along those lines.