An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
That’ll teach those sinful women for daring to have sex without their owners’ permission. Even stuff like this won’t sway the committed republicunts since they can fall back on some bullshit about “god’s plan” or find ways to turn it back on the victims of their politics.
Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.
Friend-ulums.
Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.
Shitty thing done shittily. Still more worried about the ones who aren’t incompetent clowns but good to know that whoever’s supervising isn’t completely blind.
Have you asked these colleagues what they’re hoping to gain from those certs to see why they think they’re worthwhile? Might just be people looking for a little variety in the work day if it’s something they can do on company time.
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
Presumably to be a bureau doing investigations into alleged federal crimes and related matters.
What a coincidence, that’s what I call all the months.
Downside: that’s a lot of dangerous animals missing an opportunity to make the world a better place.
You’re in good company with that time frame. Davidson’s statement can be found here if you’re interested and haven’t seen it already.
It’s the worst slang-based heist mix-up since the Baker Burglars (as they were later known) made off with a truck full of dough.
You’re missing an ‘r’ from “Resea[r]ch” in the link text.
Blasphemer. It’ll be created tomorrow and this is all part of the memory implant.
Well now he’s really done it, that crossed the line. I won’t be voting for Biden now.
I’m surprised they made an emoji for something as obscene as this but you know that “two in the pink, one in the stink” thing for the shocker? This is along the same lines: One in the pink, one giving your lady a thumbs up to tell her you’re a chill dude and having a good time.
Doesn’t work as well on guys unless he’s flexible or has a bunch of strategically-placed mirrors.
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