Capitalism times report: Bakery profits from volunteer drivers.

Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes.

Less than 3% growth annually is a body recession.

Trying, not doing.

Wish the rest of us got warnings when we break laws

I like plans, but prefer action!

How can a company endorse a politician? I can understand that she has a voice, but doesn’t speak for everyone at the company.

IGN though. Would consider theonion more credible news source.

After each ten war declaration punches, you get a free frozen yogurt.

Selling bombs to make billions killing babies.

Talk about White Washing a story.

While at it, ban profits from prisons.

And now it’s all over beach. Maybe gzip so cleanup easier.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the US.A. will offer a weekly Groupon deal with free shipping.

The U.S. has officially outlawed free speech.

Insurance is a straight up scam. In every case.

They run like shit on ChromeOS, so Google can shove it where the sun don’t shine.

Just need to find a CD reader, and you are golden. 🤪

God works in mysterious ways.

Asian Stihl?