Grab Om-by-da Pussy

For now, these pics of tits and boobys will have to do

Always hilarious to me how the fastest way to gain trust is to be transparent. It’s almost like those two are linked somehow.

Liftoff gang represent!

I don’t need an app to tell me what’s a tit and what’s a booby

Not sure why, but this is what TV Time looks like for me. It’s the same now as when I tried two weeks ago.

I dunno man, doing both at once is amazing

When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”

Nice to see our debt is being reduced. Meanwhile, the US is struggling to figure out how not to let their economy implode.

Eat before going shopping, and don’t buy junk food. It’s easier not to snack, when you don’t have snacks.

What the fuck is this place. The hills look like a PS1 game

Could just put “logical fallacies” in there and call it a day. “Cognitive biases” too.

At least? I’m convinced they have a moral obligation to do so much more than that.

Yep, and someone got video proving it was one mod placing pixels without delay.

But that would require us to use Reddit, which I think may be their plan all along.

Don’t be surprised when the Lemmy pixels are suddenly overwritten by spez.

“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way.”

• Michael Scott

I would chalk that up to adrenaline. Also the pain depends on where the break is. If the muscles around the broken bone are spasming, then the two halves of the bone are going to be grinding against each other. That’s why we use a splint in first aid.

• never be bored.
• fall asleep instantly.
• pee and poop teleported straight into the toilet.
• grow fingernails back quickly.
• know how to do anything, but lose all memory of the thing when trying to do it, tell anyone, or record it.
• ability to shapeshift, but your bones and muscles are going to hurt like hell. You think breaking a bone is bad? Try having all the bones in your face rearrange themselves.

Goats are goated though.

They are our protection against the holy army who are coming to rapture (kidnap) us.

Hail the goat.

Which distro is best?

Hannah Montana OS > mine > yours