She’ll never ask for horseback riding ever again.

If you’re alright with the possibility of the outcome leading to dead birds, you do you.

“I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”

This space traffic sucks.

Turn the volume up on your alarms, and pick an annoying ring tone helps a lot. As well setting the phone away from the bed if you’re able to.

😅 I can’t say that I haven’t had a small bowl of icing yet, doesn’t hurt to nom some leftover icing that would be thrown away… like icing full of cake crumbs 😋.

E: or, a deconstructed cake pop 👀

Thank you! It’s a bowl of American buttercream, I store extra buttercream in the fridge for later use.

Mr. Tripod over here 👀

It’s a good motivator to do laundry I guess 👀.

“I am… scrambled.”

I get that sometimes, like reading a book and visualizing what’s on the paper rather well, or my braino-o-vision isn’t working.

It depends on your area I guess. I’ve just had luck with Facebook Dating recently, but it could also just be lucky timing too.

Wow, I’ll need to try this sometime!

The theme usually does.

“This is fine.”

You just need a bucket of water 👀

Barney from Simpsons in the background

Hey, that smell doesn’t last forever after you first buy it. 👀

This bad boy can take so many hugs.

Or to someone with anxiety:

“Just don’t be anxious!”

🫠…