Someone call an ambulance! This person is having a stroke!

During

Apartment or House?

They also have a dwindling population

What if they’re a gardener?

Gout is just from a shitty diet at least

Did you ever try to find it later on?

Brains.

Object wise? Probably Knives/blades. Used in Cooking, Killing, and Crafting.

A simple effective knife/blade can be created using stones and would likely be one of the initial things you’d want in a survival situation.

Probably Monday, since that day has the highest suicide rate.

I vastly prefer 4 10s over 5 8s. It’s a whole damn day saved!

Boredom is often enough of a motivator, and nothing stops them from doing those things even though they don’t need to.

He didn’t specify what kind of immortality, so let’s assume it’s the kind where you don’t have to worry about food, water, sleep, or dying

He’s fine, he was raging

'Can’t be that good if I’m here."

Or, “better now that you’re here”

Haley’s comet would be the best bug free source of ice

Most of the world too

Essentially he used a wish to learn the Infestation Cantrip. I think that’s fair