My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Did you see Regis this morning?
Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?
Most people: 😨
Statisticians: 🤓
Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time
What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill
I wish i had a train of thought.
Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought
Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people
Im more on the
“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”
Side of things
Spend weeks automating your documentation
You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Cinematic masterpiece
My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along
The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow
“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”
Fuck that. Be better than them.
Its such a low bar it should be easy
Microsoft teams
Pizza hut
Most of my utilities online sites
deleted by creator
The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.
Its why i have a jellyfin server.
Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)
“Don’t you think he looks tired?”
Yes. Yes they are afraid of the world and everything/everyone in it.
They often have malformed amygdalas keeping them in a constant state of fear and paranoia
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives