semi-gloss

Oh my fucking god the word is “satin” are you fucking insane that’s it I’m staying at my mum’s tonight

The fucking disgusting bit is that’s less than 8%. So it’s still only 3% lower than it was at the beginning of the year

How many people died for that line?

Huge amounts of low quality websites being posted here now. I’ve never heard of Mint Press news so I looked them up -

Detailed Report

Reasoning: Propaganda, Conspiracies, Pseudoscience, Poor Sources, Failed Fact Checks

Bias Rating: FAR LEFT (-9.1)

Factual Reporting: LOW (7.8)

Country: USA

MBFC’s Country Freedom Rank: MOSTLY FREE

Media Type: Website Traffic/Popularity: Medium Traffic

MBFC Credibility Rating: LOW CREDIBILITY

Edit - ha ha didn’t realise it was .ml 😂

I thought I blocked you spastics

Yeah it’s ok, we know what you mean!

Showers have a rail that you slide the head up and down on until you’re satisfied and now I’m partially erect. What were we talking about?

Ah yes, OP is a phony

It’s only in the US that shower heads are fixed to the wall btw 🧐🧐

In your *flat then? 🧐

Aye, they just did that in the UK. Hopefully things will turn around

Glad I gave up on the place after 40 years though!

I know, I’m being downvoted by people who never lived with it. I know a dozen people who work for the NHS and they’ll tell you exactly the same thing

Is “crankin ma hawg” a cheeky wank or not?

Er, huge administrative waste is what makes universal healthcare nearly unworkable too lol

Ah I see!

Nah I just meant, “Nope it doesn’t give me any extra context because I’m too lazy and stubborn to read an article about that brain-damaged obese piece of shit”

Nope

I’m astonished that this is the only comment about that, it’s the first thing I noticed.

In modern societies that grip is reserved for violent junkies, wriggling and foaming at the mouth

Yet nobody blinks an eye

Legend

Same, I’ve had that Hotmail account for almost 25 years, I’m not sorting that out 😂

They’re great for account emails

Found some spoonerisms for folk that don’t know what it is -

Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (while giving a toast at a dinner, which Queen Victoria was also attending)[15]

“Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?” (as opposed to “customary to kiss”)[15]

“The Lord is a shoving leopard.” (instead of “a loving shepherd”)[15]

“A blushing crow.” (“crushing blow”)[15]

“A well-boiled icicle” (“well-oiled bicycle”)[15]

“You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle.” (“lighting a fire”)[15]

“Is the bean dizzy?” (“Dean busy”)[15]

“Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet.” (“Someone is occupying my pew. Please show me to another seat.”)[15]

“You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain.” (“You have missed all my history lectures. You have wasted a whole term. Please leave Oxford on the next down train.”)[15]

Wonder how long they were using chopsticks for their soup before they angrily invented the spoon

Imagine what you could do with 850 billion

Americans - “Best I can do is try to negatively affect the lives of every human being and animal on earth”

Spotted this week. Every available space was just baguette