Right, I don’t care who the fuck you are or if you’re some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I’m not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app

True, but is it pedantic? The same people that complain they can’t find a job are the ones that make huge grammar mistakes in their applications or résumés.

I wouldn’t hire someone who was too lazy to proofread over someone who wasn’t; would you? And then why should that rule not apply to your fellows on the internet?

Sometimes if you don’t point out people’s mistakes, you’re actually hurting their future selves

I think everyone nowadays is a bit too accepting of other people’s faults to try to seem a bit more morally superior themselves, without realising that they’re actually being abusive in the long term

Anyway, I’m not actually serious here, I just wondered who would actually read this far

The ability to be spontaneous is directly related to your

Work/Life balance

It’s almost as though you could stand up and fight for that, I dunno

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, you’re probably getting fired at some point anyway

It’s not difficult and you could learn it in the space of a short walk

It’d impress your boss

You might’ve grown up thinking that was a proper bakery but it definitely isn’t

You’re absolutely the exception, not the rule

Take your tiny-penis truck and leave, there’s a good fella

He’s lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it’s definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit

That, and also the mayor of Paris is on a massive anti-SUV bender at the moment, hiking up parking charges to discourage people from driving them

The judge has probably been told to send a message.

You don’t. Fuckin. Need. An SUV. You. Cunt

Not so much “Tread on me” as “Please stamp viciously and repeatedly on my testicles”

I think the outrage is due to the fact it was a cyclist. You can try driving round Paris and it’ll take years off your life.

Cycling is a whole different story. Drivers respect cyclists and give them a wide berth; they won’t overtake unless they can leave at least a metre. It’s just the done thing

Damn right this cunt should have the book thrown at him

artisan

Supermarket

You may only pick one

Do yous not have proper bakeries?

A french bakery is called a boulangerie, because for centuries bread was prepared in a bowl, or boule. That gave the loaves a particular round shape, like an inverted bowl

Amazingly, it wasn’t until the late 17th century that someone thought, “You know what, I could make this into different shapes, like maybe a stick shape!”

no photographer who included human subjects would be able to make a living.

Sounds great to me! But then, I’m a deranged lunatic from the Taliban

You can say 40%. The numerically literate, non-credit-card owners will understand

I commented once about what a ripoff credit cards are and how they haven’t really taken off in other countries because they’re basically a scam.

I got verbally attacked by people telling me how great they are because they give you cashback

They genuinely thought the credit card company was giving them free money lmao

Basically the financial wherewithal of Liz fucking Truss

I tried and it’s just a bunch of legal firms offering advice. There is also a result by the FBI themselves, trying to sell you a copy of your rap sheet lol

Fantastic news for nature documentary makers who are married to taxidermists

I would also mention that you need to spend quite a bit of your time blocking Japanese cartoon communities lol

gas station sushi

I didn’t know those 3 words existed in that combination and I’m frankly appalled that they do

Christ on a bike, you’d think they’d give it a more succinct name

(Either leave a blank line between lines, or put two spaces at the end of each word)