Didn’t you see this the other day in the news?

https://theconversation.com/the-data-on-extreme-human-ageing-is-rotten-from-the-inside-out-ig-nobel-winner-saul-justin-newman-239023

Feel free to come at the story from another source, it’s legit peer-reviewed research. Of course my choice of “mostly” was exaggeration with humorous intent.

Since you’ve obviously forgotten, they share the same God and origin story as the Hebrews and Christians, and He’s known for working in mysterious ways, so who knows which side He’s taking on any one day?

EDIT FOR THE DOWN VOTERS:

https://theconversation.com/the-data-on-extreme-human-ageing-is-rotten-from-the-inside-out-ig-nobel-winner-saul-justin-newman-239023

Has it really, though? Or are they mostly unreported corpses still collecting pensions? And screwing up the data our doctors are using to tell us about “healthy living”?

Still, wouldn’t you at least check your devices after yesterday?

Just anyone in an airplane or bus or subway with them

That’s what a AAA TripTik was for.

I wonder if there’s any way that could be changed by executive action? If the government gets shut down, Congresspersons don’t get paid. Their aides and support staff are essential because they do the real work, but they don’t get paid until they pass a budget…?

At least he took the precaution of having something to kibble on besides more edibles

True of other gods as well, especially the one who insists on a capital G

Tonight the moon is gorgeously gibbous!

This is really just festering plague-riddled rats leaving a sinking ship. They’re hoping their endorsement will earn them some brownie points later or at least they won’t be tainted with the Trump failure.

Kamala hasn’t expressed anything, because that’s her safest response right now. But she didn’t ask for these endorsements or do anything to earn them besides not being Trump.

Well tbh the last time I got locked out was 1999 and I didn’t have a cellphone yet. I climbed over a railing (which now has spikes added) to access the pool area, went to our window, took off the screen and broke it such that the shards landed in the not-disposal side of the kitchen sink, boosted our toddler carefully into the other side, she climbed down and went to open our door while I carried the baby around to the hallway. My husband was home and okay but he’s a quad and couldn’t open the door. I suppose he could have called 411 to have them connect him with a locksmith…? We live in SoCal so just putting the screen back on (and cleaning up the shards of course!) was enough until we could get the glass replaced. And our toddler got to be the Houdini Heroine!

https://poshmark.com/listing/MARC-JACOBS-Yellow-Hardshell-Sunglasses-Case-New-with-Cleaning-Cloth-66cbb169e825d142ebe41a86

I think a hard case is best in case of stepping on it when looking for it

Buncha actual Hamas adults attacked Israel and killed 815 civilians

“they include two infants, 12 other children under the age of 10, 36 civilians aged 10-19, and 25 elderly people over the age of 80.”

A response was appropriate. But THIS response is Vlad the Impaler levels of overkill. Israel of all nations should know that a brutal genocide will turn world support to its victims and radicalize its survivors.

I’m sorry your peeps are such assholes. I don’t have anyone to help me look, but at least nobody is making it worse. I have a big bright blue box to shut mine in, because if a nighttime earthquake knocked it away I think I could find it by flashlight. (And a flashlight hanging on every doorknob!)

I feel you, dude. Sleep is the only time mine aren’t on my face and I keep them grabbable, but I don’t want to squish them rolling over in my sleep.

I can easily break into my apartment through the kitchen window, the only one that wouldn’t require a ladder, but then I’d have to replace the glass. We could get back into the building by waiting around for a neighbor, who would probably recognize us or at least not find the old couple with the wheelchair threatening. But we’d be late for wherever we were going, which is usually a medical appointment. When I go out alone I usually don’t lock the unit door because it’s more dangerous for my husband if I crash or something and nobody can get in to help him than the chances of someone breaking in with evil intent.

NPR Morning Edition.

Do you have a container on your nightstand to hold your glasses? Something big enough it’s unlikely to fall behind the table, that helps position them the same way every time so you won’t smudge the lens when you’re feeling for them?

This is why my spouse and I both always take our keys when we leave the apartment.