FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”

“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”

I can’t be the only one who sees this as: “Don’t listen to this nerd! Also, don’t you want to check your phone?”

“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”

Marxism

Mar xism

Mar Xi sm

Gasp, they’re right!

Gilligan’s ISSland

“That’s right! It’s going well…”

“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?

Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?

“Ask not, ‘Can we afford to?’ but ‘Can we afford not to?’ Have you seen the MIC lately?!”

Court documents show the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

At least three sources of video of him committing murder, six shots worth of ballistics used to commit murder, and the body of the man he just murdered is a lack of evidence?!

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

Fun fact: the number of school days in the USA ranges from 170 to 185.

So at 188 we’re averaging over 1 casualty involved shooting per school day now. The meme isn’t even a joke anymore

Always the same map

At ERCOT’s request, the Biden administration declared a power emergency in Texas on Thursday, waiving some air-pollution rules so generators in the state could produce more electricity.

Yeehaw! The more we pollute, the worse the heat will get, which will drive even more ludicrous demand, so we can pollute more, so the heat will get worse, so the demand will get even more ludicrous, so we can pollute more, etc.

That’s the problem with kids these days: we have a world-class pandemic at home, (that is desperate for attention but you barely acknowledge anymore), but you already want to go looking for something new. I blame Tiktok

Economics