A condom made in the USSR. Date of manufacture: September 1955. Circled in red - “Length: 49,5 centimeters”
What it says on the top: “Dear monarchists, please present your ugly pie-holes for inspection” (that’s the closest I came up with trying to translate this masterpiece without its oomph getting lost)
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“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”You can’t know, because you know freedom units and in the soviet union there was no freedom
Somehow funny. Exactly 49,5cm. Not more or less.
You know what the funniest part is?
That’s the smallest size :D (I’m kidding, but hey - to each according to their need)
A better translation would probably be:
“Monarchist Gentlemen! Asses for inspection!”
