Это белошиз порвался, or do you just have a “Russian” friend, my dear loan shark lover?

“…expected to attempt to pressure Beijing…”

…with what, mate?

Oh, it’s one of my favourite flavors of copium.

Someone starts complaining about some rotting systems and crises or other, libs nod along, then the magical C-word comes up and they’re like “WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT! That’s not how capitalism is supposed to work, that’s bad bad evil bad corporatism. We can fix it with proper legislation an stuff and things!”.

Поздравляю. Ты карикатурен. Минуты скроллинга твоей русофобской истории только что окупились сполна смехом в голос.

В смысле руками пленных нацистов? Тут жаль только, что их потом домой выпустили.

Или руками советских преступников, которым платили и было гарантировано трудоустройство после окончания срока, а не полоскание на ветру, как в твоих любимых либеральных залупах, раб?)

start it right,

at least as a lib democracy

Выбери одно, бездарь=)

How many people attended his funeral?

For all of his fairy tales about support of the majority ~12k. And that’s fucking Moscow(population ~13million). For comparison ~50k attended funerals of Motorola and Givi in wartime Donetsk (population ~1 million). And those definitely didn’t have brainwashed libs traveling from afar to see the coffin of their dear Alexey Goebbels Jr. either. They sure did have the risk of an ukronazi terror bombing though.

How many are being arrested for attending?

Well, even your Ministry of Truth says that under a hundred, buddy. Wanna bet they were antagonizing the cops sent to provide security as a standard procedure for large gatherings?

It’s a choose your own adventure style news reporting.

N I C E

I’m stealing that.

Or, you know, crazy thought, Putin told them the truth and anti-corona restrictions are still in effect in the Kremlin. Strange how that perfectly explains why he was meeting with kids before the ceremony and why he’s behaving the way he is in UAE.

I mean, that’s not as flattering to the British sense of self-importance, but maybe, just maybe Putin didn’t snub 3 diplomats from hostile countries at the expense of the other 18 attending.

I’m with you there, buddy. Would’ve been nice to see FPS officers faceplant the brit into the floor.

Will there be cons, or…?

Oh, I didn’t think about that since that was last week. Guess even they had to take their time coming up with mental gymnastics for this one.

Why this week. What happened?

Well…in case any zionists pass through - you’re a really special ethnicity. It sure seems to me that you’re in the number one spot for holding on to the barbaric ass “god chosen people” bullshit for the longest time in history. Otherwise, you’re an average ass middle-eastern ethnicity.

Thank god you don’t represent all Jews.

P.S. I’m gonna feel like that poor Vault Boy there for a straight hour now…

But, you see, it has oppression particles in the air. Checkmate, tankie.

If the thought of what they ate keeps you up at night, best I could find is that Putin treated Kim Jong Un to some regional food (he visited Far Eastern Federal District, so lots of sea food). That’s kinda what respectful diplomacy looks like.

When Blinken and Culeba eat McDonald’s puke, with the former probably dressed in a suit more expensive than the room they’re in, I’m not sure if I am to interpret that as the sort of a cheap trick people like you are supposed to buy, or an acknowledgement that there is no diplomacy going on there, just a master instructing his servant.

For most “self-made billionaires” there needs to be “daddy’s wealth” on the workers’ backbacks too.

Because we don’t give simple answers meant to keep you docile? I’ll live.

Sorry, we ain’t got reassuring mysticism like “market forces” for you, get readin’.

Who?