Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.

In the ocean? Where all the salt water is? I’m sure that’ll be fine and there’s no possible way serious corrosion will be a problem ever.

You mean the same ACA that they plan on abolishing. It’ll be hilarious watching his voters when the leopards get to the eating. It’ll give everyone over here on SSDI Island a preview of the end times.

It’s harder for satire to get ahead when reality is better at it.

No no, that’s the perpetual mash of temporary blindness.

Elon has the charisma of stale white bread. Trump’s a gullible, narcissistic bully. Elon isn’t a strongman, he’s an awkward, weird nerd. Trump would give him a swirly first. However, it’s possible Elon is just smart enough to manipulate him like a little puppet. Gawd knows Trump is probably the easiest manipulated creature in possession of human DNA. The man must at least know how to fake charisma, many kids as he’s had.

Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

I say replace all the bathrooms with genderless-only ones. You can’t use them if you have any gender, sorry.

Yeah yeah keep squawking.

You must not have been born in the 70s or 80s. It’s really easy. Step 1, replace your smart phone with a flip phone. This concludes all your steps.

That must be his drug-fueled orgy nickname. Self-appointed, naturally. As opposed to Trump’s orgy nickname, Jaundiced Toad.

Tradition, mostly. When I discussed this with my fiancee she just wants to - I certainly don’t care. My one cousin went with both hyphenated, in alphabetical order so hers was first.

Make it public you cowards.

You go get them soldiers lol If you manage to survive then tell us how it worked out for ya.

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

Who would have thought that a dictator hates democracy.

Yeah it’s not like they’re making new designs. I don’t know if/how much/how often the software updates, but the hardware hasn’t, to my knowledge, changed in few years.

It’s pretty standard issue whack-a-mole. They usually pop back up with a slightly different URL and/or domain extension.

Or, now hear me out, Socialism.