How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

No man! It was a succubus!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

• Solomon
• Hercules
• Atlas
• Zeus
• Achilles
• Mercury

With that power, how can it not??

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

And the buns still don’t match in number!

Ewwww! They peg him too?!?

Still prefer the convenience of my Close’N’Play

The bite is in your wallet…

Only the syntactic kind

+C+

Really??? “Final solution”???

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

Y-you jusht shank my-my baht…my baht-t-tl… my boat!!

It’s only an issue because the voting laws aren’t federalized. Each state has its own criteria and register.

D’oh! A deer!

Drank his own Kool-Aid

Just make sure it’s not an early Pentium…