King of starting games and never finishing them

I’m so over JD Vance

It’s gotta be all brown and gross by now

Just like Furbys

If Trump wins, you don’t

Lawrence of Arabia

Good

Too late

Nate Silver is full of crap

Russia played the long game and is winning the Cold War

I’m over her trying to fix the shake machine and this dude’s going off about Goebbels

Try spinning that’s a good trick

The concept of hair

Have your picture taken while handing out fries, not so exhausting.

He looks like one of those puppets on that BBC show

For now

I also volunteer to be Rachel’s trip buddy

Because he’s a grifter

Hi, Mitch!

Football is for dumb people, got it