To jerk each other off

From someone who’s played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.

Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There’s no “damage” of any kind, including fall damage, so there’s no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to “die” in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we’re being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.

I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

Do you also complain about movies being staged?

I’ll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a thoughtless rage-bait click getter. Instead, it was a fascinating examination of what a Space Marine really is, through the lenses of history, politics, and culture. I’m glad I read that.

Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

Sounds like something I’d pay 16$ to have served by a malnourished hipster on a cutting board to a table lit by a bar bulb as an appetizer.

A Remedy made, Control-iverse set, co op horde shooter?? If this is a dream, let me sleep.

FBC? As in the Federal Bureau of Control? Firebreak was one of the areas in Control, so it sounds like a spinoff of that game. Which is very interesting considering there’s already a Control 2 on the way.

E: Just found the trailer. It’s everything I hoped for and more.

I will personally shout out Tactical Beach Wizards. Incredible writing, charming art style, easy to learn hard to master mechanics, loads of content for the price, it really is a gem of a game. All my homies hate Steve Clark!

I’d smash both of those right now

He probably started the script 6 months ago lmao writing was kinda on the wall with this one

If it makes you feel any better, I already have no idea what you’re talking about.

There is no shortage, it’s just good business

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

Today, I wore my Findlay Hats “Cozy,” which is a gray natural fiber unstructured strapback. It was a limited release (48 pieces) that dropped in February of '22. To this day one of my favorite hats I’ve ever bought. Before that, it was my Chunky Chameleon, which was Hat of the Month from May of this year.

You’re not afraid to throw that thiccness around

Yeah, cuz I give a real big damn what a lawyer thinks about game development.

So if I want the Magumbo Maximizer 3000 mod, I’m gonna get the Magumbo Maximizer 3000 mod, God damn it!