Just wondering
Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
Hmm. Lava comes from Magma. M is just after L.
Using that logic, a Fart comes from Gagma, which some people truly can eject.
Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting
No, its magma
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”
I heard it as “a trapped turd’s cry for help.”
I don’t want to stray from OP’s question, but as it’s already been answered: have you guys read the following paper on pre-fart gas re-entering the blood stream through the colon’s wall?
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a35388068/holding-in-farts-what-happens-body/
This is a very important topic
Here’s a link directly to the video transcript from what if: https://whatifshow.com/what-if-you-held-in-all-your-farts/
Depends on whether you’re in a state where you can abort it. Some farts are farts from the moment of conception while others only when they are independent and actualized
As a pro-farter, I think if you hold in your farts, you’re basically committing murder and should get life in prison
Is a fart the gas itself, or the passing of the gas? The definition says it is the passing of the gas. Therefore, a fart isn’t a fart until it’s been farted. Before that, it’s just gas in the ass.
It’s the lava/magma debate all over again.
Not really a debate there, geologists pretty universally agree that magma becomes lava once exposed to air
No.
If farting is the act of pushing gas out your ass, a fart is the act of the escaping wind. So gas has to leave to be a fart.
Kinda like how Magma becomes lava once it leaves the crust of the earth.
Everytime someone kills a fart before it comes out, an angel dies.
Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔
You can’t study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.
Quality. Thank you for posting.
It’s a fart from the moment of conception.
If a bear shits in the woods, is the Pope Catholic? (Equally perplexing question…)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
This ain’t rocket surgery!
It’s a quantum superposition of being both a fart and a number 2. You never know until you observe the results.
No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”
That’s like asking if the universe existed before the big bang.
