bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square354fedilinkarrow-up1993arrow-down16
arrow-up1987arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours agomessage-square354fedilink
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 hours agoMy bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-213 hours agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoYou don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 hours agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoThe trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )