I spent a few years retailing on eBay, selling off my father’s vast collections (he was like a hoarder, except much of his stuff had actual value) and I had a postal scale for lighter objects since most of the things I was selling were not more than a couple of pounds.

So it looked like a drug scale.

I used to have to show people that it actually said it was a postal scale on it if they came over and asked me if I was dealing drugs.