HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down123
arrow-up1538arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square166fedilink
minus-squareAlenalda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIs this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
minus-squareCar@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoThere was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you. Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThat would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
minus-squarex00za@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoAre you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?
Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.
Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
That would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.
Are you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?
Something over 90%.