Yeah that’s what they say about women with knowledge.
#“Burn her!”
What? Trump is so weak his plans can be foiled by simple witchcraft? I thought Trump big, the best stronk? /s
Face it, dude. Trump is an easily manipulated idiot. Harris demonstrated it live on TV.
Why wouldn’t you deploy your own warlock instead of complaining?
This is clearly voodoo witchcraft, and MAGA doesn’t have a lot of black women - they’re all too… uppity. Klandace Owens is too busy playing Goebbels to make the pivot to office, so this is all so unfair!
…God emperor Trump - the world’s greatest negotiator who will end the Ukraine and Palestine conflicts before taking office can’t possibly be expected to debate a black woman - she’s far too powerful.
She played him like a fiddle. She herded him from place to place like he was halfwitted livestock.
She herded him from place to place
like he wasas the halfwitted livestock he is
So we have a choice between a president with magic powers or a president who gibbers nonsense while wearing a diaper filled with yellow hamburder shit. Not a hard decision to make, really.
Hear me out now, what if she did?
What if Kamala’s witchcraft is just being a good person?
Like, that’s some amazing witchcraft.
What fucking year is it in these people’s minds? 1600?
Sadly no, there are people and even whole communities in 2024 that kill people (usually) women accused of witchcraft. On multiple fucking continents.
Yikes 😬
“MAGA Pastor” is an unholy sounding combination.
Sounds like a contradiction in terms to me.
Sounds illegal. They’re not supposed to endorse candidates while not having to pay taxes. IRS should end this church.
“She’s a witch!”
“Yeah, but she’s OUR witch.”
~Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
The biggest criminals call themselves “pastor”
This would be funny if it weren’t incredibly sad how many supposedly grown adults still fear words like “witchcraft” and “satanic”.
Black magic, no doubt.
She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn’t know she used Black magic until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as a Black magician.
In this day and age people still refuse to use the proper, respectful names…
The proper title is not Black Magician, it’s Dark Magician Girl…
Did nobody watch freaking Yu Gi Oh???!!!
Black Magic Woman
Obviously Haitian Voodoo.
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This would be genuinely hilarious if it wasn’t so goddamn serious for so many indoctrinated folks.
So let me get this straight: she’s black, she’s south Asian, she’s a woman, she’s married to a Jew, and she’s a witch? I think I like her even more now…
It’s Intersectionality Woman!
I hope she leans into it for halloween.
She should have Bambi Thug as a guest on her next rally.
Lmao holy shit that would be fantastic
I’m pretty sure the world has essentially (mercifully) forgotten about her
You can be sure the world has never heard of whatever that is.
fuck no i love Bambie Thug, faer new single just dropped this week
To be fair, any technology you don’t understand can be mistaken for magic. In this case that technology is coherence.
God damn, I should have worn sun screen, I didn’t expect that hot of a burn!
The full quote is
Any SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED technology can not be distinguished from magic.
Personally, I prefer to say technology that can be distinguished from magic is not sufficiently advanced.
See: Warhammer 40k
Found the ghost of Arthur C. Clarke.
I originally wasn’t going to vote for Kamala since she was a cop, but now that I know she’s a witch I’ve changed my mind.
I’d watch
Kamala: Democratic Witch Cop
I take it Tim Waltz is the folksy desk sergeant, but who plays the no nonsense Captain that doesn’t believe in witchcraft? Sanders?
“Kamala, I’m once again asking for you to not place hexagrams on the crime scene.”
So who were you going to vote for?
That dead bear that Kennedy dumped in the park.
Tax the churches! They are political Propaganda arms of the Republican party.
Tax the churches indeed.
But a lot of churches aren’t the political propaganda arms of the GOP, you just don’t hear about 'em.