Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Probably a fine dye so long as you don’t mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Love dying of Disney…
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own