Pocket Ad Machine
Sellfone
Social Distorter
Dynamic Uniform Radio Receiver (DURR)
In the style of Higginbottom. Formerly staticv0id@reddit
Pocket Ad Machine
Sellfone
Social Distorter
Dynamic Uniform Radio Receiver (DURR)
Tactical Nuclear Penguin has entered the chat. 32%
The Secretary of the Interior is a Native American. She would know better than any non-Native museum curator what should be done with Native artifacts.
Let the tribes decide how to tell their stories.
… and the credulous 33% of the population?
Needs more drama, pancake makeup, and Monster High dolls.
Depends on the cloud provider. AWS, as an example, have up to three “availability zones” within a single data center. If the customer needs HA, they are encouraged to run their applications in separate availability zones. It means different subnets within the VPC, redundant LBs spread across those zones, and more.
There is also probably DNS-based global load balancing across different data centers.
That’s just the hosting infrastructure. I’m sure Chujo works on the office LAN as well. He might wear the infosec hat also, which means he’s up to his eyeballs in firewall policy.
I don’t envy my brethren in software development orgs. Been there, done that, got that t-shirt long ago.
This is a software development business, which is a positively bananas trade no matter what’s getting written. And the smaller the business, the more hats network guys wear. We work with everything from the server app down to the coffee machine fueling the devs. And 100% uptime isn’t the most crazy demand I’ve heard. I’m sure Chujo is busier than a one-armed paper hanger with jock itch.
At least he’s got money to throw at his hosting company. Scaling up would have been much slower in the old days.
Container for smaller objects.
IEC C13 socket with C14 locking plugs. Already ubiquitous in data center facilities. Rated for voltages between 110 and 250, so it works for any country’s common household current.
Tools you’re not sure you’ll need. Harbor Freight tools are super cheap and flimsy, but may be the right choice if you’re not using them often.
If you find yourself using a cheap tool all the time and hating the quality of it, then it’s time to buy something better.
axowaddle
Science exists to figure out what really, actually does work. Smart people were still figuring that out at the turn of the last century.
Most smart people have figured it out now. Dumb people are still not testing their ideas.
I read that title in the original early 1980’s Times New Roman ad font.
I want this to avenge every pangolin murdered for its scales.
This is the biggest waste of words next to a “Trump-said” article.
Laptop makers once put pop-out mice on laptops. They were horrible. Toting a wired mouse around was a pain in the ass too. There’s a reason touchpads took over. It doesn’t mean people don’t know how to work a computer.
Tbh most of the time I’m using my Wintendo, but Linux is better imo for dev. PyCharm is a nice IDE, and all the Linux tools I love like vim are there and fully functional.
Your roommate Roy is about to get really pissed at you.
“Roy! Where are you buddy?”
“FOR THE LAST TIME I’M RIGHT FSCKING HERE”
Cool. Can we shut down the stadium owners’ tax break scams next, especially since they’ll be flush with lots of new revenue?
In 2011 I was aghast when I learned a popular keycard / biometric system used FTP to pull down its cleartext list of acceptable keys from the server.
The username was something like ADMIN and the password was PASS.
And no, that wasn’t the FTP command; that was the password.
So I’m not surprised that there are still problems with these devices.
edit: more complete thought