Yep. Walz was a win and if the DNC was actually about it, they’d back him in the next primary and pair him with a firebrand Texan (or other southern native) while letting them do their thing.

Big IF though…

STEWPID. Gork is da best alwayz 😤

ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

Most don’t but that’s ok :) I still liked it

Ohh that’s a good one. The other books afterwards were great too.

Would’ve loved a sequel and would honestly not mind them artistically fudging it a bit to pick back up with an older Arthur Dent

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

This is so dumb funny. I am definitely trying it

Sitting with a grumpy stray cat at 3am waiting for animal rescue while I scare off the coyote that attacked him 🙃

Wish rabies wasn’t a thing so I could safely take him in myself :(

Considering they are designating “collection points” for the phones, I think you read it correctly.

One-time purchase is probably to incentivize not losing/selling your company phone.

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

Homelander has the additional power of corpo-political PR

Ahhh the secret second step. Now it’s easy

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

New cryptid spotted 🚨

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really

Gottem

Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.

It’s true. It’s on the internet.