Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.

Maybe I don’t really wanna know

When you’re MAGA, reality is rigged

That’s it. I’m leaving

You guys get jean memes?

Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!

Shout when you wanna get off the ride

Just a different version of the same explanation

You mean the 2000 election that the hand recount took so long the supreme Court told Florida to stop counting when Bush was ahead, and then when all votes were counted Gore would have won?

Yeah. Great example of how delays caused by objections this rule allows can lead to not all votes being counted.

It’s not a bug; it’s a feature.

TFW you forgot to unionize

The same game 99.999% of people that played it are stuck on: Super Ghouls n Ghosts

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

KBSF-TV

That’s fucking funny. Silly humans

Don’t have a cow, man

Eat my shorts

Gotta keep your eye on the target

Going alone? On a wide body if the middle has 4 or 5 seats, move to an inside aisle seat next to a couple or group of three, respectively. They’re more likely to disturb each other to get up for bathroom breaks than you. If you can do this with one seat between, that seat will be one of the last to fill.

I love me some window seats, but on the long haul it sucks to have to wake peeps to go take a piss.

Do get up and walk the plane. Your legs will thank you.

Buy a little sign that sticks on your seat to let the flight attendants know to wake you for food or do not disturb.

Little pink houses for you and me

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”