Pull the plug on the iron dome while you’re at it.

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

I’m of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope

Please get fucking vaccinated

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

Kamala turned black like Trump turned racist.

Always was, and always will be.

Here’s an idea: elect supreme Court justices by popular vote. By the people, for the people. This way, they can’t strategically do shit to pack it their way