Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

Implying I set an alarm. Implying every moment awake isn’t pain. Get on my level of existential misery and dread

/S I’m actually in a pretty good place mentally.

To piggyback on this—if it’s an important bit of information, include it sans parentheses. If it isn’t important, get rid of it.

…and no, not every thing that comes to mind is important or relevant.