Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

Dear IRS,

How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

Your pal,
saltnotsugar

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

This information is most welcome.

…say sike right now.

And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

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Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Batussy

(Somewhere in the distance) “Don’t let your dreams be dreams!”

This foe is greater than any of you. RUN!

Can I get a dime bag of some cosmic horror?

Mmm the taste of Ham’s Stroganoff Beef Stroganoff.

“Hey! It’s just beans!!”

Hohoho. Mew meow mow Solo.