You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

Microsoft is the computer of nintendo?

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

All bodies are beautiful

Also fuck you

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula

Now I understand the US system

Test post please ignore

Same here, nothing to worry about

That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?

So that’s what those things are worth for

She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to be the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls

Wtf? An essay on cat’s diet? Is this becoming reddit? Please tell me no