And cats

If it makes you feel any better, that’s how I read the post too until you were corrected. I also missed the beginning sentence. Oops.

Pour one out for Sir Kitty, Knight of the Sofa, Protector of the Treats, Lord of the Snuggles!

Source for my claim. It was going to be NIV, but they didn’t come to an agreement.

It’s public domain so they don’t have to pay for the copyright of a modern translation.

Honestly, I’d more judge you for microwaving tea.

You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Dmitry, show them the medal I won.

• Putin, probably.

He has a Masters degree in communication. I remember him talking about taking classes for it way back in the day.

This reminds me of one of the fake cover stories they made up for the Manhattan project wherein they stated they were trying to make a sub that could submerge in the Rio Grande.

-1/12

Here’s the Wikipedia page

Basically he is an old man/ software engineer who’s famous for his philosophy of coding.

I know I sound like a corporate shill, but check out Cleveland Kitchen brand sauerkraut. It’s not as good as homemade, but it’s worlds better than that nuclear waste found in the questionable meat aisle of the grocery store or the cans.

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them

In case you have any other questions.

And if VPOTUS is unable, then the US will follow the Presidential Succession Act of 1947

List of those people here

I’m so glad there’s a big red arrow so I can easily identify the joke. I would have missed it among all the other comments that weren’t visible.

To be fair, it has been holding off nuclear war since 1949.

I’m going to carry that weight.

I say this with the deepest respect for the King of Ragtime, but Joplin has been dead for over a century now.

If you want to do it the hard way it’s time to watch CSPAN, CSPAN2, and CSPAN3. It’s the only way to see what Congress is doing straight from the horse’s mouth.

He may be on Ketamine again.