be for genocide
why won’t they vote for me
:stick-in-bike:
be for genocide
why won’t they vote for me
:stick-in-bike:
Thousands of hours of internet cawltent combined, argue amongst each other, achieve literally nothing.
Zelensky singlehandedly ruined hoodies and long sleeved t-shirt. Now I go to work in buttoned up shirt because I don’t want to be cringe like Zelensky
in shambles
Repeat after me Jack
NOTHING. WILL. FUNDAMENTALLY. CHANGE
Doors are bloat
Chairs are bloat
Headlights are bloat
Side mirrors are bloat
Engines are bloat
All you need is frame, steering wheel, and wheels for a GNU/Car lightweight edition.
Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend’s too Stupid to Know About https://www.mixcloud.com/PopSongsMixtape/
They even have a theme song!
Medea is my hero. This guy was absolutely shook
https://twitter.com/medeabenjamin/status/1765465025555116529
But dumb
https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/116385390
HOBART; An official sighting of the Tasmanian tiger, feared extinct for 48 years, was reported yesterday by the State National Parks and Wildlife Service. The tiger was seen 18 months ago by a ranger in forest country in the northwest of the State, according to the service’s chief wildlife officer, Mr Rod Pierce. Mr Pierce said the ranger had been "parked in his car at night doing some other work when he saw it in his spotlight. “It wasn’t a fleeting glimpse - he had long enough to have a good look at the animal.” Mr Pierce said it was one of a number of good sightings of the tiger over the past few years, but it was the only one by a ranger.
Mr Pierce said the service would not disclose the name of the ranger who made the sighting, nor would it specify the area where it was made. “The tiger must have as much protection as possible.” he said. “We don’t want all sorts of people going out and looking for it.” Rangers have searched along creek banks and through muddy areas looking for footprints. If its general location becomes known, rangers will set up infra-red cameras in the hope of capturing it on film. But Mr Pierce said the search had so far been fruitless and no tracks had been found. “The project will run until the end of summer, and then it will be reviewed,” he said.
Play fighting games. It’ll teach you how to manage the salt economy within your body
Joever is a funny word. Everyone is trying their best to make the funny word a reality
tell boss I’m gonna vote, take day off
don’t vote, chill and eat ice cream at Coldstone
blatantly lie to coworkers the next day, pretend that I voted
This open air prison looks kinda lit literally and figuratively, probably has better public transport, education, and healthcare than my city (Denver, lmao)
My guy worked overtime, drank one too many gins, went to the shadowrealm, heard the Sound of Silence start playing, and had a chat with his deep buried conscience.
Thanks Sonic
I’m more of an AMD guy anyway
Skeletons are hilarious. They always look like they are smiling and having fun, regardless of what they do. You see a human skeleton inside crocodiles mouth and they are still laughing and having a blast.