“Invented” in the sense that Elon Musk “invents” things. Pure ruling elite folly.

And also what you get voting for him.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

GOTUS.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

They’re eating the cows!

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

Mmiillkk

Net-chicks and fil-A

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

Crooked Don.

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He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

Well yes. This is obviously not a serious proposal.

Make the “permanent” seats on the UN Security Council conditional on being in the top five Olympic gold medal rankings and all of a sudden we’ll see endless streams of government funding for athletes.