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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • I have two middle names, and they are exactly the same names from a porn star turned politician in my country. Plenty of jokes about it.

    The weirdest moment was when a teacher was correcting one of my essays and asked about the origin of my name, after I explained, he mentioned that he liked one of the movies that my name doppelgänger made, I had no answer and just said “ah…” and after some awkward silence he gave me back my essay.










  • I was in class one day on a chair close to the wall. A fly passed in front of me and went down under my chair and straight to the wall. I looked at it and then to my desk and saw a paper ball that I had made. I threw the ball without looking from my left hand straight to the wall under the chair. When I looked again at the fly it wasn’t there, when I looked at the paper ball the fly was right beside it.

    Tldr: I killed a fly with a paper ball without looking.