With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.

Or sex ed

Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.

Just don’t type the before to that after

Hi financial hardship, I’m dad!

It’s incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

The quote on the sign is said to the character Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I think in the episode Inca Mummy Girl (not the best episode).

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways

It’s been a while. Have you thrown your phone yet?

That’s not a third option in the same list (things they are going to do), it’s an item in an entirely different list (foss responses to their actions).

New Gorillaz album

Jesus fucking christ this is like listening to Jason from The Good Place try to argue a point about encryption.

The highest bidder.

Is his brow furrowed, though?

Unless you are religious or interested in amateur sports or something

Or an alcoholic! We have a daily meetup in even the smallest of towns.

All we need is some white sheets!

smelted down into thousands of smaller and more manageable pieces

Each containing a pearl of awareness.

It’s not child-like worship. It’s peers admiring each other for being like them.

Of course not. Just mass graves. If they don’t want to die in them, the body has ways of shutting that down.

Except legos.